sick day much?

so today i am as equally sick as i was over a week ago. last week, i worked one day in the whole week. did it help me get better? no. i didn't go to work today. does it make me better? no. what the heck?

i was told i should try nasal spray. people get addicted to this stuff because it's so good, right? i would like to be addicted to it because it would mean that something is working for me. i keep trying it, squeezing the bottle harder, sniffling in deeper but it doesn't seem to work. am i doing something wrong?

i'm a little worried that this much ahem...stuff...has come out of my face in the last 9 days.